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Faye Holmes
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​CLUB BULLETIN 21st NOVEMBER 2016

Upcoming Events
NDHS Clearing Sale
NDHS
Nov 26, 2016
10:00 AM – 2:00 PM
 
Club Meeting - Chair Gary Phillips
Numurkah Golf & Bowls Club
Nov 28, 2016
6:30 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Club Assembly - Chair John Watson
Numurkah Golf & Bowls Club
Dec 05, 2016
6:30 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Board Meeting
Numurkah Golf & Bowls Club
Dec 05, 2016
8:30 PM – 9:30 PM
 
Club Meeting - Christmas Breakup
Numurkah Bowls Club
Dec 11, 2016
6:30 PM – 9:00 PM
 
Combined Club Meeting with Lions
Apex Park
Jan 09, 2017
6:30 PM – 8:30 PM
 
Club Meeting - Chair Allen Canobie
Numurkah Golf & Bowls Club
Jan 16, 2017
6:30 PM – 8:30 PM
 
Meeting Responsibilities
Date:28th November 2016
 
Chair
Phillips, Gary
 
Stories
CLUB MEETING 21st NOVEMBER 2016
PRESIDENT JOHN WATSON welcomed members and guests: Will Phillips and Squish Davis.
President John declared the meeting adjourned and opened the AGM.
Apologies: Bob Fyfe and Adrian Connolly.
Adoption of Accounts moved by Sue Fisher seconded Allen Canobie.
Election of office-bearers 2017-2018 by ballot.
AGM meeting declared closed.
Normal meeting resumed.
 
- Rotary Foundation awarded the "World's Oustanding Foundation"
MY ROTARY
Paul Harris Fellowship. In 1957 Paul Harris Fellowship recognition proposed. in 1994 450,000 fellows added to roll.
Rotary Clubs may from time to time honor individuals who meet high professional and personal standards set forth by Paul Harris
 
President John then entertained club members with a quiz, with table 2 & 11 being joint winner with 12 points.
 
P.E. JACQUE PHILLIPS announced board for 2017-2018
Jacque Phillips President
Linda Boyd President Elect
Phil Meagher Secretary
Adrian Connolly Treasurer
John Watson Past President
Kate Hodge
Julie Andrew
Lou Hamon
Stephen Mills
Jeff Buzza
 
 
 
 

REPORTS

P.E. JACQUE PHILLIPS:
- NDHS Clearing sale this Saturday. Thanks to volunteers for BBQ and orange juice stand.
Commencing at 9.30 there is a variety of goods for sale in rear car park.
- Deacon Research Project undertaken at NDHS into un-healthy eating habits in children.
Community response to be set up to counteract.
 
P.P. GEOFF HOLMES:
- Remembrance Ride this Sunday. Bikes leaving at 9am. Seymour BBQ lunch to be set up at 11am.
- 4WD trip possibly 1st April.
- Geoff advised Alby Barton has been diagnosed with cancer and is undergoing treatment.
 
JEFF BUZZA:
Business Breakfast committee have met, seeing names of possible guest speakers
Home Hardware will again have Santa in-store. Volunteers required.
 
GARY PHILLIPS:
Together with Geoff Holmes planning the clubs Christmas Dinner.
It will be on Sunday 11th December at the Bowls Club.
 
LORRAINE GREENWOOD:
District Youth Exchange Orientation Day this weekend.
Rotary Fellowship Exchange  Christmas Dinner this Sunday.
 
P.P. KATE HODGE:
Training rides for "Ride to Conference" Monday at 5pm prior to meeting.
 
ATTENDANCE:
Bill Hewson reported 26 in attendance with 2 apologies. 80%
 
FELLOWSHIP:
Bob Fyfe's birthday 24th, Jeff Buzza birthday 29th.
 
HEADS & TAILS:
Linda Boyd.
 
 

NEXT MEETING

DATE: MONDAY 28th NOVEMBER 2016
VENUE: NUMURKAH GOLF AND BOWLS CLUB
CHAIR: GARY PHILLIPS
 
 
APOLOGIES:
Bill Hewson
Phone: 5862 1944
Email: whe13166@bigpond.net.au
 
 
Gynecologist's Assistant 
A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville , Florida , and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more...

"Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - "Oh yes here it is:"

"The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford , Mississippi . That's about 620 miles from here."

"Oh why, is that where the job's at?"

"No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"