P.E. JENNIFER RODGER:
Apology for confusion over camping weekend. Intended to be a social weekend on Murray River and possibly D.C. Caravan Park Mulwala.
Samuel Johnson visit possibly February.
ROTARY FORUM:
Need for fundraising ideas. Suggestions: car raffle, orange juice stall, battery drive.
FELLOWSHIP:
Leon Boyd birthday 18th September, Geoff & Dot Stewart anniversary 5th September. June Hewson celebrates 19 years in Rotary 4th September, Ivan Routley 22 years, Sally Rose 2 years 4th September, Chris Sutton 7 years 17th September.
HEADS & TAILS:
Linda Ryder.
Next week's meeting at 1st Baulkamaugh Scout Hall, 354 Fuzzards Road. Catering by scouts, BYO drinks.
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NEXT MEETING
DATE: MONDAY 23rd SEPTEMBER 2019
VENUE: BAULKAMAUGH SCOUT HALL
354 FUZZARDS ROAD
CHAIR: JASON ANDREW
APOLOGIES:
June Hewson
Phone: 5862 1944
What just happened here?
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. "Throw out more!" shouts the pilot. So they throw out a rifle. "More!" he cries again. They heave out a missile, and the pilot regains control.
He pulls out of the dive and lands safely at an airport. They get into a jeep and drive off. Pretty soon they meet a boy on the side of the road who's crying. They ask him why he's crying and he says "A pistol hit me on the head!"
They drive more and meet another boy who's crying even harder. Again they ask why and the boy says, "A rifle hit me on the head!"
They apologize and keep driving. They meet a boy on the sidewalk who's laughing hysterically. They ask him, "Kid, what's so funny?" The boy replies, "I sneezed and a house blew up!"