ATTENDANCE:
Aplologies: Julie Andrew, Linda Boyd, Allen Canobie, Katrina Donaldson, Judy McDonald, Mark McNamara, Ivan Routley, Phil Seager, Rex Shields, Chris Sutton, John Watson.
In attendance in-person and via Zoom 18 giving 60%
FELLOWSHIP:
Birthdays: Phil Seager 7th, Geoff Austin & Terry Brennan 8th.
Club anniversary: Michelle Davis December 11th 4 years, Geoff Holmes December 18th 25 years, Phil Meagher December 18th 25 years.
PRESIDENT JENNIFER ROGER:
- Attended a Regional Services Meeting with representatives from Men's Shed, PALS, Community House, Lions. To pool resources. Holding a Christmas Dinner on December 24th.
- Breakfast Club a good project with up to 40 kids.
- Lions Christmas Market 15th December.
NEXT MEETING
DATE: MONDAY 14th DECEMBER 2020
CHRISTMAS BREAK-UP
VENUE: APEX PARK
HARBISON AVENUE.
APOLOGIES:
Ivan Routley
Phone: 0428 646 228
TO END WITH A SMILE
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus when she looked up in the sky? A: Looks like rain, dear
People act like the North Pole and the South Pole are exactly the same, but really, there's a whole world of difference between them.
What's Santa Claus's favorite type of potato chip? A. Crisp Pringles!
What do you call an outlaw who steals gift wrapping from the rich to give to the poor? A. Ribbon Hood.
Where do you find reindeer? A: It depends on where you leave them!
"Why didn't Rudolph get a good report card?" A: "Because he went down in History."
What do reindeer say before they tell a joke? A: This will sleigh you
What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery? A: Welfy
How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? A; He was hooked on trees his whole life
Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? A: Because the present's beneath them.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A: A rebel without a Claus.
Did you hear that Santa knows karate? He has a black belt.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens? A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart? A: Because what he wanted to buy cost around 20 bucks, but just in case it was more, he brought some extra doe.
Why does Santa go down the chimney? A: Because it soots him!
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? A: Crisp Kringle.