FELLOWSHIP:
December 18th, Phil Meagher and Geoff Holmes celebrate 25 years in Rotary.
NEXT MEETING
DATE: MONDAY 11th JANUARY 2021
VENUE: COMBINED MEETING WITH LIONS
CHAIR: JENNIFER RODGER
APOLOGIES:
Ivan Routley
Phone: 0428 646 228
TO END WITH A SMILE
My friend reviewed her young son's fill-in-the-blank homework. One line: "At Christmas, we exchange gifts with ____." His response: "Receipts."
I tell my kids that Santa is fat because he eats the children who get up early on Christmas morning. That way, I get to sleep in.
Four-year-old to her two-year-old sister: "Let's play Christmas. I'll be Santa Claus and you can be a present and I'll give you away."
Spotted outside a church in Michigan: "Honk if you love Jesus. Keep on texting while you drive if you want to meet him."
Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and I found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?" A tired voice called out, "Right near the end!"
Two kids are on their way to Sunday school when one says to the other, "What do you think about this Satan stuff?" "Well, you remember Santa? This could turn out to be your dad too."
