ATTENDANCE:
24 in attendance with 6 apologies. 68%
FELLOWSHIP:
Phil Meagher birthday 17th June, Sieg Seiter 16th June, Janine Connolly 21st June. Gary Phillips a member for 2 years, Terry Brennan member for 42 years.
HEADS & TAILS:
Ernest Jones.
NEXT MEETING
DATE: MONDAY 26th JUNE 2017
CLUB CHANGEOVER
VENUE: NUMURKAH GOLF & BOWLS CLUB
CHAIR: CHRIS SUTTON
APOLOGIES:
Bill Hewson
Phone: 5862 1944
Email: whe13166@bigpond.net.au
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "150", and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, and nano-technology.
The guy is very impressed and... thinks, "This is really cool.", and decides to test the robot.
He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.
Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
"About a 100," the man responds.
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time about football, the Bathurst 1000, cricket, supermodels, favourite fast foods, and the like.
Really impressed, the man leaves, then walks in again.
"What's your IQ?" the robot asks.
"Er, 50, I think."
And that’s when the robot responds, very, very slowly, "So, I expect you’re following Collingwood again this year?"