PRESIDENT STEPHEN MILLS welcomed members and guest to Numurkah Community Learning Centre and welcomed Mat from NCLC.
APOLOGIES:
Marie Austin, Joan Barker, Linda Boyd, Jeff Buzza, Lorraine Greenwood, Kay Moodie, Jacque Phillips, Sieg Seiter.
CHAIR: P.P. LOU HAMON:
Lou conducted a Club Runner Workshop illustrating the features of the Numurkah Rotary website.
Thanks to Mat and Deb from the Numurkah Community Learning Centre for the use of the NCLC lap-top computers and arranging the use of the facilities and room, and Mat for his guidance to members.
A big thank you to Gary Phillips for the pizza dinner and Stephen Mills for the drinks.
Responding to the challenge to send an email, when I arrived home the following were in my inbox.
Kate 7.25pm, John 7.27pm, Jennifer 7.32pm. Gary 7.32pm, Sally 7.35 and Rex 7.40.
Well done, and the night achieved the milestone of all members logging in to Club Runner.
REPORTS
P.P. IVAN ROUTLEY:
Working bee at Numurkah Cemetery next Sunday 8.30a.m. for a combined project with Lions to refurbish the pavilion. Lions ladies to provide a BBQ lunch using the Rotary BBQ. Further working bee to arrange the painting.
SALLY ROSE:
Rosters to assist at Foodbowl Festival being circulated and will be circulated again next week.
Volunteers required to set-up, sell car raffle tickets, orange juice stall, parade and clean-up.
JUDY NEWMAN:
Raffle tickets for car raffle distributed to members.
Roster for ticket selling at Foodbowl, Numurkah Show and Show Us Your Wheels as well as street sales. Will have car to display on four occasions.
PRESIDENT STEPHEN MILLS:
Next weeks meeting back at the Numurkah Golf & Bowls Club.
World Mental Health Day & Hat Day 10/10 – Vic Police invited to attend our meeting on 15/10, members to wear a hat & cheque for $250 to be handed to Vic Police to support ’Top Cop – Walks the Talk’ charity.
Remember to wear a hat.
NEXT MEETING
DATE: MONDAY 15th OCTOBER 2018
VENUE: NUMURKAH GOLF & BOWLS CLUB
CHAIR: JUNE HEWSON
WEAR A HAT FOR MENTAL HEALTH DAY
APOLOGIES:
Ernest Jones
Phone: 5862 1968
Email: hidejones@bigpond.com
What causes people to have arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, father, what causes arthritis?"
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well I'll be." the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long did you have arthritis?"
"I don't have it father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
