NEXT MEETING
DATE: MONDAY 18th JANUARY 2021
VENUE: NUMURKAH GOLF & BOWLS CLUB
CHAIR: JUDY McDONALD
APOLOGIES:
Ivan Routley
Phone: 0428 646 228
TO END WITH A SMILE
On New Year’s Eve, I’ll join my friends to toast the days ahead. We’ll all stay up until it’s late, then eat a tasty spread. At midnight, though, I might just wish that I were home instead, sleeping very peacefully in my warm, cozy bed.
On New Years, just remember: if your cup runneth over, you’ve probably reached your limit.
My resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv.
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
It’s New Year’s Eve, and the restaurant is hopping—revelers, band, overworked waiters. Wending his way through the crowd is a drunk, staggering back to his seat. Spotting an attractive woman sitting alone, he says, “Pardon me, miss, did I step on your feet a few minutes ago?” “Yes,” she says testily, “you did.” “Good! I knew my table was around here somewhere.”
