CLUB MEETING 5th OCTOBER 2020

PRESIDENT JENNIFER RODGER welcomed members and guests to our first face to face meeting at the Golf Club since  Changeover Meeting in June.

Due to current COVID-19 restrictions meeting was held outdoors where up to 50 could be accommodated.

 

PRESIDENT'S REPORT:

• Condolences to Katrina Donaldson on the passing of her mother in Tasmania and sympathy for Katrina being unable to attend funeral due to current restrictions.
• Phil Meagher in hospital with a broken femur.
• Fiona Seager has had hip surgery.
• Congratulations to Past President Lorraine Greenwood for receiving on behalf of the club a Silver Presidential Citation.

ATTENDANCE:

Ivan reported apologies from Phil Seager and Katrina Donaldson, Kate Hodge.

23 in attendance giving 76%

 

 

NEXT MEETING

DATE: MONDAY 12th OCTOBER 2020

VENUE: ONLINE ZOOM MEETING  ?

CHAIR:  LINDA BOYD

 

 

 

APOLOGIES:

Ivan Routley

Phone: 0428 646 228

 

TO END WITH A SMILE

Courtesy Probus.

I  dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but 

Thank you for  caring enough to call.  
I am making some changes in my  life  
Please leave a message after  the  
Beep. If I do not return your  call,  
You are one of the changes." 

                     ~~~~~ 

Man  comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.    
And  shoots his friend dead. 
Wife says "If you continue to behave  like this, you will lose ALL your friends!"

                      ~~~~~   

My wife and I had words,   
But I didn't  get to use mine.

                          ~~~~~

Frustration is trying to find your  glasses without your glasses.

                          ~~~~~

The  irony of life is that, by the time  
You're old enough to know your way   around,
you're  not going anywhere.

                             ~~~~~
I was  always taught to respect my elders,  
But it keeps getting harder to find one. 

                        ~~~~~
   

What's the  difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when your wife is pregnant, 
Tension is  when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant. 


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Teacher: Do you know the importance of a  period?
Kid:  Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom  fainted,
 dad  got a heart attack & our gardener ran away.


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A  women asks a man who is traveling with six children,
"Are all these kids yours?" 
The man  replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these
are customer complaints". 


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A  young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and  confidential?"
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident  about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son,  that's confidential."

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Nominated as the best short joke this  year...

A three-year-old boy was examining his  testicles
while taking a bath. 
"Mom" he  asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she  replied