PRESIDENT STEPHEN MILLS welcomed members and guests, Carolyn McNamara, Darcy Geddes, Pam Brennan, Faye Holmes, Amie Hodge, Sophie Hodge, Stuart Hoge, Leon Boyd, Margaret Canobie, Linda Watson, Pam Malcolm, Betty Seiter, June Mills, Fiona Seager, Jennifer Routley, Steve Wyatt, Allanah Wallace, Phil Ashton.
APOLOGIES:
Gayle Buzza, Jeff Buzza, Graham Hodge, Ernest Jones, Julie Andrew, Jason Andrew, Phil Meagher.
PRESIDENT'S REPORT:
Thanks to members who assisted with catering for Golf Club Tournament.
First meeting of year 14th January combined BBQ with Lions, Apex Park
Monday 21st January meeting at Kinnaird's Wetlands.
Lions Market next Saturday. Orange Juice Stall and Car Raffle ticket selling.
Reminder to members to return Car Raffle books.
CHAIR: CHRIS HARDHAM
11 years ago purchased house and 5 acres. Homestead originally settled by Don Shinnuck in 1878. Originally built a log cabin then the homestead was gradually built.
President Stephen thanked Chris & Ross Hardham for hosting the night and the chefs Gary & Geoff for a delicious meal.
NEXT MEETING
DATE: MONDAY 14th JANUARY 2019
COMBINED BBQ WITH LIONS
VENUE: APEX PARK
CHAIR: STEPHEN MILLS
APOLOGIES:
Ernest Jones
Phone: 5862 1968
Email: hidejones@bigpond.com
They are stopped by the police
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away." Just then Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed." So the officer asked for John's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired." And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning. Jessica said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired." Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Jessica, shut your mouth!" The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. "Does your husband always talk to you like that?" Jessica replied, "only when he's drunk."